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nymphetgarden:

Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”

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Anonymous said: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

sherlanpw:

miltonsong:

olivegarden:

The fact that Olive Garden responded with this gif is priceless.  lol

I’m weak.